Now that Proto is gone i get to assume the role of Superlongentryposter. Read on for massive paragraphs.
Lets tackle Weapons. Forum posters in the S4 section of Alaplaya talk about the “best” and “worst” weapons a lot, I’ve noticed. All of you are entitled to your own opinion, yes? I have an opinion as well, and it may be similar to yours or you may completely disagree with me.
I hope you all have already reached the conclusion that it doesn’t matter what weapon you’re using, you will at some point in your S4 experience, be called a noob. The obvious ones are if you’re using Homing Rifle, Spark, TB, and possibly Dagger. Might have missed one. Those weapons, i’m sorry but you’re just asking for it if you’re running around believing to be a God while sliding from side to side with your cross-hair, and your sperm balls flying at some boys face. Put a lid on your pants please.
If you however, are using a weapon that takes you time to learn, get a handle of and successfully take someone out, that is what skill is. Even if you are attempting to kill with SpermRifle and you can’t, as you go, you will be able to. You’re progressing. You’re getting better, therefore gaining skill. The weapons that will take you more time to get a hold of are ones with weird spray patterns from what you’re used to, and ones that hit dead on the target. For example, RailGun. Few people have a good enough amount of reflex to get a hang of this Sniping gun right away. But for others (like me) i’m constantly charging mine over and over, releasing my mouse a hair too late. These things take time, and patience. That’s just the way it is.
I will admit that i periodically call someone a noob, but it does not happen often and i have to be really disappointed in myself for me to say it.
Additionally, i truly smile when i either get called, or see someone get called, a noob for using a weapon that in my opinion, is hard to get a hang of. For example, either of the sniping weapons. Doesn’t matter how hard I’m raging or upset i am, if i am killed with a Railgun or Cannon i have to give credit to the person for that. Unless it’s by chance, as in someone was constantly missing me and just happened to get a hit on me. Particularly the ones that shove it in your face “haha i got you” then i have to throw a taunt back at them “wow that was pro! do it again so i can see : D” then they will get nervous and fail over and over again. Gotta love mind games.
Some fun things to do when you want to —- with someone;
- When you are called a “-weaponhere- noob”, leave and come back with a weapon they’re using, track them down and kill them. Or wait until the end of the game but they will most likely leave when it’s over.
- Bombs are always fun. Try learning the perfect time to throw the bomb as you’re about to die. That is especially fun in TD, but i’m sure you all know that.
- Leave the room and join the opposite team, bring a bomb, suicide in the middle of the base, repeat.
- Join a team and bring along the Healing Gun thing, throw your heavy balls at the opposite team. Again, especially fun in TD.
I assume there is more, but i either haven’t found them or haven’t tested them. Have fun and remember to screenshot these rage-o-rific moments! We’d love to post them
Here’s some recent laughable moments :
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Thanks for reading